13:2 And supper being ended, the devil having now put into the heart of Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, to betray him;
Why did God let the Devil into Judas' heart?
13:4 He riseth from supper, and laid aside his garments; and took a towel, and girded himself
Was Jesus momentarily nude?
13:5 After that he poureth water into a bason, and began to wash the disciples' feet, and to wipe them with the towel wherewith he was girded.
Whoa.... doesn't leave much towel for the privates!
13:10 Jesus saith to him,(Peter) He that is washed needeth not save to wash his feet, but is clean every whit: and ye are clean, but not all.
Nonsensical, doublespeak! Why the ring around the rosey? No one else speaks like that in the bible. The others are all pretty direct.
13:16 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord; neither he that is sent greater than he that sent him.
Servents are to their Lords as Jesus is to God! Neat! Real testimony to the evils of slavery.
The 11th commandment directly from Jesus
13:34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.