56. Total Nonsense ==>

56.3. Absurdities

The following absurdities are done by people, not God. They are not presented as miracles but as everyday occurences.

Genesis

 

4:17

And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

 

4:14

Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.

 

Cain is worried after killing Abel and says, "Every one who finds me shall slay me."

This is a strange concern since there were only two other humans alive at the time -- his parents!

 

 

4:17

And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

 

FIRST EXAMPLE OF INCEST: Just where did Cain's wife come from? I guess Cain screwed his mother, Eve. There is no mention in the Bible of Eve having a daughter. Even if Eve did have a daughter, it would still be incest.

 

30:37-39

Jacob successfully alters the color patterns on lambs and goats so that he could differentiate the stronger ones from the weaker ones. He purportedly accomplished this feat by placing peeled tree branches in front of the mating livestock ).

31:11-12

Following his absurd achievement, an angel of God visits him in a dream and praises him for his work in genetics

 

Deuteronomy

9:9

When I was gone up into the mount to receive the tables of stone, even the tables of the covenant which the LORD made with you, then I abode in the mount forty days and forty nights, I neither did eat bread nor drink water: