42. Most Ridiculous

The winning passages in the "Most Ridiculous" category are...

 

 

1. And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him ... and he [Samson] found a new jawbone of an ass ... and slew a thousand men therewith. Judges 15:14-15..

2. This is really good - god causes the "sun to stand still" so Joshua can get everyone killed in one day.
And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day
Joshua 10:13

God's 98th Killing: An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers,

 

And it came to pass that night, that the angel of the LORD went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses.
2 Kings 19:35, Isaiah 37:36

Chronicles

28:6 For Pekah the son of Remaliah slew in Judah an hundred and twenty thousand in one day, which were all valiant men; because they had forsaken the LORD God of their fathers.

 

28:7 And Zichri, a mighty man of Ephraim, slew Maaseiah the king's son, and Azrikam the governor of the house, and Elkanah that was next to the king.

 

28:8 And the children of Israel carried away captive of their brethren two hundred thousand, women, sons, and daughters, and took also away much spoil from them, and brought the spoil to Samaria.

Good grief! ONE MAN kills 120,000 in one day because they had forsaken the LORD gawd of their fathers. I would like to see that.

And took 200,000 women, sons and daughters and much spoil. Gee, these fucking jews were really nice people.