The winning passages in the "Most Laughable" category are...
His head and hair were white as snow. His eyes were like blazing fire. Out of his mouth came a sharp double-edged sword. He was dressed in a long robe with a golden belt. His feet were like burnished bronze and in his right were held seven stars.
Revelation 4:5-6, 8
4:6 And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.
4:7 And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.
4:8 And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, LORD God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.