39. Most NonSensical

The winning passages in the "Most NonSensical" are...

 

Mark 4:10-12

And when he was alone, they that were about him with the twelve asked of him the parable. And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables: That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.

 

WTF?

Isn't this Jesus explaining why he speaks in parables... to confuse people so that they won't be converted (and will therefore go to Hell). Jesus talked in parables so that people wouldn't understand, but if they (somehow) convert (after being confused by the parables) their sins will be forgiven.

 

COOL!