18. So ridiculous they have to be false, Bibilical Stories

Judges: Samson slays 1000 with the jawbone of an ass.

 

15:15 And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith.

 

Judges: Samson is thirsty; God makes a hallow place in the jaw and puts water in it.

15:19 But God clave an hollow place that was in the jaw, and there came water thereout; and when he had drunk, his spirit came again, and he revived: wherefore he called the name thereof Enhakkore, which is in Lehi unto this day.

 

Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn.